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A very loosely used term for either someone who is very lucky and knows it or a slightly weird gay-porno
You got the iPhone 7 ????
You lucky asshole
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When you take a shit and wipe and get the pleasant surprise of finding no shit on the toilet paper. This is a lucky thing so don't take it likely you selfish bastard.
(Man 1) Hey man, it must be my lucky day, I just took a shit and wiped and my ass was clean! I just had a lucky shit...
(Man 2) You lucky bastard.
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The Testicles also known as: Testis, Balls, Nuts, Family Jewels
She licked me Lucky Charms!
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The middle guy in a gay man threesome.
While giving it to Ted and recieving it from Joe, Johnathan knew he truely was the Lucky Peter.
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A girl who helps her clueless guy friend pick out an engagement ring for his fiance. The duties of a lucky lady include:
1) Accompanying the helpless male to the jewelery store to choose a ring.
2) Trying on the ring (it helps if she has similar finger size as the fiance).
3) Discussing options for the proposal - setting, timing, etc.
4) Providing psychological support during this stressful time.
Johnny: Hey bro, did you get the ring for Susie yet?
Carl: Nah man, I don't know what to get...what if she doesn't like it or the ring doesn't fit?
Johnny: Dude just find a lucky lady! That'll solve all your problems.
Carl: Oh duh! Why didn't I think of that sooner?
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Someone who gets consistently lucky and moves like a bot.
Oh look at AJG, he got 3 kills last round because he is a Lucky Bot.
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To be chosen out of many great people, because there was just something about you someone had to love!
I hope I will get lucky and get my dream internship with Campbell Mithun!
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