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Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023


Lumberjacking

When you release your bowels into someone else's gaping hole, and they proceed to flip over and do it vice versa.

I wouldn't hook up with Anthony. I found lumberjacking porn on his computer.

by Joe Dirtiest April 25, 2021


Lumberjacking

Two pantless men sporting massive erections shaking hands and moving them in a back and forth motion (like two lumberjacks using a dual handle crosscut log saw) while giving each other a handjob with the opposite hands.

Ben and David were bored working late in there cubicle. As a result, they decided to start lumberjacking to pass the time.

by Hammerpounding December 10, 2014


Lumberjacking

When one guy fucks 2 people of the same family tree. Such as 2 sister's or 2 cousins or any combination people related to each other.

"Dude, I fucked Sara and her sister Courtney"
"I can't believe you are lumberjacking that family tree!"

by Eskimo brothers June 3, 2017


Lumberjacking

A code name developed in many middle schools for jacking off.

*whispers to friend* " Hey Bob last night I was lumberjacking to some hot clown porn... That's the best. "

by Scruffy Luke The Wise November 17, 2016


Lumberjacking

We call this new breakthrough in strats, "LumberJacking". Its simple, we merely hide in the mountains, making memes and shattering dreams, until we suddenly find ourselves top 10, then we go and actually play.

Yo bios lets do some lumberjacking this round of PUBG by sticking to the trees until the last minute.

by DualZone November 4, 2017


Lumberjacking

Putting your dick into 2 axe blades on the blunt ends and then turning then onto the sharp ends if your really kinky.

Me and this girl were chopping the wood at my place and then we started lumberjacking

by Bigtitboobmcgeeorgy March 16, 2018