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Used In pornhub to bait dumasses for their video, Usually taged as : milf teacher readhead big tits mother... ; To get as much views as possible

Friend 1 : John's mom is such a milf;
Friend 2: if you want you can search it in ph.

by UrbanTeacherWritter May 28, 2020


Milf

Wrong website

Look up milf on pornhub

by Lilymitchell March 03, 2020


Milf

Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)

Dude, she's like 42 and still looks like a babe. Total Milf!

by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011


milf

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Dipshit: "Dude, look at that chick. She's a straight up MILF!"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."

Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.

by XenoFoxOfficial March 08, 2016


milf

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.

"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003


milf

Abbreviation for Moro Islamic Liberation Front an orginization in the Phillipinnes seekingto establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao

Dude, That group of MILFs just shot me in the fuckin' leg!

by Sprinklz931 December 22, 2007


Milf

Man, I'd LIKE to Fuck. A term that was around in the late 60's and in the 80's slowly became the term Mom/Mother I'd like to Fuck. The original term was evised for both sexes as the term 'Man' was really an exclamation.

Susie: Man, he's one hot Milf.
Jimmy: Shit, Susie, you'r a bit of a milf yerself!

by Sir Alex Ferguson April 29, 2003