Fuck off. You’re full of shit.
“Mop off”
Boss: “Go empty the trash!” “Get mopped.”
“I slept with three different girls last night”
Get mopped.
Ramen Noodles, the cheap ones you can buy for like $0.10.
Get your poor ass to the store and buy me some mop noodles! We ongry!
A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.
'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'
When you allow a fully grown black male to slowly spread your butt cheeks apart as he melts butter on your upper back with a hair dryer. Then proceeds to shove his foot into your gaping hole as he sings the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.
Bro I be mop riblem so hard in the streets of lakeside.
The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).
Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.
The Female version of a Fidget Spinner
My Wife enjoys her new Spin Mop, now she can relieve stress AND keep my floors clean
When a girl is walking down the street and asks every guy to have sex with her aka trot mopping
Look there's that slut trot mopping down the street again.