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VG$ Mafia

A group of college kids whose main goal in life is extreme hedonism. Originated in Madsion in 2003 and founded at Ogg hall with two subsequent headquarters at 410 W. Doty and 1623 Monroe that were more affectionately known as "Mafia HQ". The main activities that were dutifully practiced by each member as prescribed to them by their fearless founder, Crazy Will, included "slanging caine" (the selling of cocaineHCL), flaming jane(marijuana smoking), and "maintain"(making sure monetary funds were always available. The meaning of the term VG$ is Vent Gang Smokers so called because their first meetings were located at the vent on the now defunt Ogg Hall in Madison where they smoked copius amounts of marijuana and ciggarettes. The term "Mafia" was introduced in late 2003 as an epithet that reaffirmed the group's fellowship and criminal mischief. Even after the founder was charged with a felony for stealing vast quantities of pills (Vicodin, Xanax, Oxycontin) from his employer, Walgreens, the fearless leader continued to "slang" "oxy" and created an acronym for his beloved city, Making Assloads of Dollars In Slanging Oxy Non-stop or simply M.A.D.I.S.O.N. VG$ mafia members can be recognized by their tireless screaming of "MAFIA" at any number of social events such as parties or street festivals. This is also used to recognize one another. The fearless leader also possesses a tattoo on the right shoulder with the simple phrase VGS MAFIA in gothic style letters.

speaker 1:Hey I heard that John is going to a party at Zac's house tonight.
speaker 2:That is right. Zac is a member of VG$ Mafia so there is bound to be cocaine, pills and marijuana there.

VG$ Mafia member: "MAFIA"(screaming at the top of his lungs)

by william devito November 24, 2006

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Mafia City

A game about becoming the level 35 boss, Mafia City is GTA 6

"thats how mafia works"
-Mafia City Ad

by JupiterIsPlanet March 17, 2019

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Prude Mafia

a group of people who gang up on you for doing something they consider "whorish".

Ted-yeah, i hooked up with a girl last night.
Monica & Rachel -SEriously.
Ted-What?? Dont act like the PRUDE MAFIA now.

by Sharane Gullicci October 27, 2011

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The Arab Mafia

An secretive organization composed mostly of arabs, similar to the illuminati. They operate in secrecy, likely a messaging app. Main activity center in Dearborn MI. Respect the Mafia or Respect your grave.

Damn those Arab Mafia guys are sus asf

The Arab Mafia members are not fuckers you want to anger, do you understand?

by Crrisppy December 12, 2018

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Headphone Mafia

The guys in the production business who are plugged in to the laptop or desktop and working on graphic design or editing or transcribing and wearing headphones all day. They are impossible to get to pick up the phone or respond to questions unless you have eye contact.

"I don't know what the print is supposed to look like, let's give it to the headphone mafia and see what they come back with"

by mch3060 July 16, 2008

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ride Mafia

to ride in the trunk of a car.

"there were six people who need rides home and only five seats in the car so Anthony volunteered to ride Mafia."

by annie smythe June 8, 2004

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gay mafia

Also known as the Fairy Godfathers. Mess with them once, and you are liable to wake up looking into the eyes of a decapitated poodle on the next pillow. Also liable to make you an offer you can't live down at the next Bible meeting.

Gay mafia ... I wish.

by Fearman November 9, 2007

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