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Another name for the AR-15 because they are both easy to buy.
Dude, can you believe Chris was able to buy a Marco Rubio at the gun store even tho his license was expired .
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President Franklin Delano Roosevelt's favorite game, often played at executive pool parties and other shindigs.
An average game of Marco Polio...
"Marco!"
"Polio!"
"Hey, fish out of wheelchair!"
"Dammit Truman..."
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One of the most boring places on Earth. Filled with angry and confused old people, Marco Island is one of the ten thousand little shits floating around in a gigantic toilet.
There is absolutely nothing to do; and if you are seen walking around in the middle of the day, you will be looked down upon for not driving around everywhere like a little snob, even though the island is so fucking small.
The largest and worst part of the Ten Thousand Islands.
The graveyard is known as the one of the biggest attractions on the island. Seriously.
You won't find more hatred directed towards children from old people than you would in Marco Island.
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A person who carries a Marco Vibe is always on a vibe and always does it's bit in keeping everyone on the same level , and makes sure everyone has a good time, no matter if it's a night out, day out, festival etc. The most important thing to a Marco Vibe is all about good memories. A Marco vibe person is a UN peacekeeper , who will usually step in in to an argument if it can be stopped and make everyone feel the Marco Vibe.
John: Hey did you see that argument in front of the bar ?
Tom : Yeah, but a Marco Vibe person who is like a UN peacekeeper stepped in and saved the day !
John: WOWZA !!!
Tagilid ang nguso dahil sa cocaine. Inutil.
Ay pre ingat ka sa Ilocos madaming magnanakaw dun. Matik pag tabingi ang nguso na kamuka ni Kuya Wil si Bongbong Marcos yun.
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Someone that tries to combine checks at dinner and in the end makes a profit because no one else knows what happened or what logic he used to combine the checks.
Stuart-"we need separate checks"
Separate checks come. We all get money together for separate checks
Andy-"no no no, Im gonna combine all of these checks and include the tip so just give me all of yalls money and I'll do the rest."
Zach-"put those f'ing checks down Andy, no one trusts your Marco math"