He is him. The ultimate Gigarick stands above all.
Watch out, you wouldn’t want to get in front of a Ricardo Cruz Martinez’s way.
A random Dominican Republic man whose have weird name sounds like random shit who was born around 1942 in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Stranger: What's your name sir?
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name
“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez is the best football player of all time. He plays in River Plate aka CABI (Club Atlético Bien Igual).
Sin Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez River Plate no se puede presentar a jugar ni contra la selección de la Peluffo Giguens
a fat nibba that sweats cheese and cums ketchup, he will kill you by collapsing your lungs from sitting on you. He fucked the tsar bomba in the ass nigger nigger
Leon Martinez scary nigger
A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
Person 1: Where do you want to go to Spicu hello?
Person 2: Awwwwwwwww you sound like Melanie Martinez