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The best salesman in the world. There's just no denying it.
Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"
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National tell your crush you like them
Hey, it’s may 25th. I’m going to tell my crush I like them
A gorgeous woman who has a gifted voice sings R&B
(Person 1) Is r&b your fabulous genre (Person 2) Yes. ( person 1) Ella mai is your girl
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Daisy May is a sweet girl who enjoys spending time with her family and is loyal when it comes to friends.
Daisy May will stick up for me
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A day a crazy motherfucking insane whore slut ass bad bitch was born. If you were born on this day you are super tough and mean but a sweetheart. You have the most insane ideas and are super spontaneous. You have an insanely sexy body which you use to your advantage and take whatever u want. You can and will take someone’s mans, get bored and then toss them away.
“When was Nancy born ?“
“Idk I think may 20th, why?”
“THAT FUCKING SLUT FUCKED MY MANS”
“Oh shit bro I gotta go hide mine”
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May 30th is National hug or kiss Day 😍😘 meant for couples to spice up their relationship! Do it anywhere at anytime
Bob: Holy Crap! It's May 30th! Carla bring dat ass over here!
*Bob hugs and kisses Carla*
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