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A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.
Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.
there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich
Eating a subway sandwich reminds me of the time I had a subway sandwich with mayonnaise with Devyn
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Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.
"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."
Putting a condom on *after* you cum.
“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”
A gay clown who smothers himself with semen.
The mayonnaise clown 🤡 loves rubbing semen on his chest.
Dude 1: Wow look at that clown he's got mayonnaise on his face
Dude 2: yeah it's a mayonnaise clown 🤡.
when a man cums in a girls butt, then stirs it around with a straw and sucks it out
that mixed mayonnaise was awful!
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The fecal laden man-goo that covers the cock immediately after anal intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female's rectal opening. Similar in consistency to Campbell's cream of mushroon(condensed) or Progresso chunky style.
Our night of frollic and fun ended with a fat double serving of chocolate chip mayonnaise.
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