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One who is gay but does not admit to it, as well as having a fetish for girls under the age of 13. Although this may sound like a contridiction I believe he enjoys young, physically undeveloped girls because they still appear unisexed. See also cornbread.
Christoper Aron Hill is a real fire melon!
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somebody who listens to and is a huge fan of the awesome band blind melon!!!!
grateful dead fans = dead heads
blind melon fans = melon heads
:)
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Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.
Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!
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To run full speed head first into an unexpecting set of breasts.
Gina has huge boobs, she is a perfect candidate for the melon dive.
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A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.
Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?
fat melon is a word used to describe a big girl on Omegle, preferably with the name of Zahra.
Omegle Guy: Hey what’s your name?
Big gal: Oh, it’s Zahra.
Omegle Guy: Oh Translate this, Ya fat melon!
a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute
girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon