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One who is gay but does not admit to it, as well as having a fetish for girls under the age of 13. Although this may sound like a contridiction I believe he enjoys young, physically undeveloped girls because they still appear unisexed. See also cornbread.
Christoper Aron Hill is a real fire melon!
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somebody who listens to and is a huge fan of the awesome band blind melon!!!!
grateful dead fans = dead heads
blind melon fans = melon heads
:)
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Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.
Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!
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To run full speed head first into an unexpecting set of breasts.
Gina has huge boobs, she is a perfect candidate for the melon dive.
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a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute
girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon
An infamous gang that rules the world from the underground
Steve, be careful as they look like that they are part of Melon Squad
When you press your tits up against a window
She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.