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A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.
Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
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Is a school in Roswell, New Mexico, that focuses on the three pillars of excellence. academics, physical fitness, and leadership. NMMI can be fun, but is a very rigerous load. Your first year you are called a RAT (recruit at training). you have hardly any privledges what so ever, but it gets better as time goes on. you gradually earn ranks, from private all the way up to lt. coronel and beyond. its a lot of work but interesting. Owen Wilson attended NMMI.
you get yelled at a lot and dropped to do push ups at new mexico military institute:
"HEY straight ahead on the RAT walk"
"lock it up CADET"
"left face, right face, abouttt face"
"just drop and start pushing, fes"
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Amazing New Mexico Sunset is not only the @ of THE petekey historian on tiktok, but also a line Pete Wentz wrote on livejournal on june 28, 2005. The message reads:
Amazing new mexico sunset
I'm hanging on a bridge with my friend mikey way from my chem
Its all orange and pink above us
We went to another waterpark again
I love high fives again
Totally back in love
Saw the most amazing movie...
I think its called spirited away. Watch it
Peterpan
"Whats your favorite Pete Wents livejournal post?"
"Amazing New MExico Sunset"
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When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.
Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.
Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.
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A small, insignificant little shithole town on the side of Interstate 40 in New Mexico. Here you can be greeted by a wide variety of rundown hotels, gas stations, and trailer parks. The city is known as the city of "Natural Cesspools." The local populace revolves around the talentless and retarded high school football team.
The local population worships and provides frequent human sacrifices of newborn infants to their "Park Lake" (this is also to encourage tourism, without which the people would go without food for lack of fast-food-eateries). The population has found a feasible way to meet the demand of these sacrifices by turning to the female teenagers of the ancient High School to crap out babies like nobodies business.
As a side-note, most inhabitants wish to be born of African-American decent (and speak as Tyler-Perry rejects to satisfy this fantasy)
also see shit, gay, poophole, Lesbians, shiny things, anus, conceded, FOOTBALL!!!!!
If passing through New Mexico and along route 66 and you come to a sign that reads "Santa Rosa", it is advised to quickly roll up your window as to avoid filling your lungs with noxious gas (turn off your gaydar as it may explode from overloading).
Tourist one: "Look honey!.... a lake!"
Tourist two: "What's that floating there in the distance?"
Tourist one: "What is it?"
Tourist two: "I believe its..."
Tourist one: "A what dear?"
Tourist two: "Well I believe It's a stink pickle"
Tourist one: "Santa Rosa, New Mexico is so lovely"
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When a Mexican girl is on her period and sits on your chest and punches HER self in the stomach getting red sauce all over you as if you were a tortilla.
I was with a real latina last night, she busted a New Mexico Red Enchilada all over me.
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Doesn't get any attention because of Las Vegas, NV. Every single one of the teenagers there hate it. All of the visitors love it if they have great appreciation for history, cute stores, and amazing food. The Plaza is the best hang out. Estella's Cafe is amazing. It's just the best! Stop hating!
Person 1: Where are you going out of town?
Person 2: Las Vegas.
Person 1: Las Vegas woooo!
Person 2: It's Las Vegas, New Mexico.
Person 1: Oh..
Person 2: It's BETTER than Nevada!!!
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