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when a dude's dick is micro and soft
i don't like kevin, he got that microsoft dick, you'd need a magnifying glass
A Small and Soft Male Genitalia which is small even when hard.
I pulled down Huge Mark's pants and he had a Microsoft. Girls I had to laugh Bitch he Thought
A technology corporation named after a microscopic and soft dick.
Oh and also, fuck you kim jong un
Crackhead: Ooooh look a microsoft building
Crackhead with dirty mind: Ayoooo
A virus that needs to be thrown out in the street and curbstomped.
Youre quarantined, did you catch Microsoft or something?
evil and bad company
person 1: i work at microsoft
person 2: DIE!!!!
A company you become a slave to in your school and work years regardless of what your doing,
"What are you doing cam?"
" oh just becoming a slave to Microsoft "