Absolutely shit ass graphics shitty is game ever ducking delete it
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe minecraft shit
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A game that fucking dumb ass 12 year old kids play to have role play sex and when their brother comes into the room they say, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT" and then the dumbass boy steals your girlfriend and screams whenever he loses his diamonds
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a game that looks just as shitty as mario
minecraft Is me fevoriete gein
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A place were 2 little kids can leak and exchange they're nudes.
Sometimes uses the PornHub network, if there are some problems in the *clean* exchange.
HEYYYY, SEND NUDES (Common phrase in Minecraft, believe me)
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Overlord: Hey guys... Minecraft!!
Primitive underlings: Ooga Booga!
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If you have not played this game you will go to hell
me:*playing minecraft*
Grandma: whats that you playing dear
me: slaps grandma, as i pull out a dimand sord to banish her to the underworld
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A game where you can jump move around and find diamonds. It is my favorite game and is super sexy. The graphics are phenomenal and have me kising my computer skreen. They have awesome girl friends that will definetly want you. There are awesome mods like the Crawl mod and DM mod.
Girl #1: Wow! This Minecraft game is amazing!
Girl #2: I know right! Even i'm a Minecrafter!
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