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The sexual act during a good ole southern gang bang where two or more guys insert their "nuts" aka testicals into the loose lips of a large trailer park whore, making it look like a squirel prepairing its self for the long winter ahead.
When big Mike and the boys get together it will only take a few Natty Daddy's and that bitch will be stuffing the Mississippi Squirel in no time.
Two gay men with diarrhea taking turns doing anal.
He loves a Mississippi Mudslide with extra nuts
An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the other’s sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.
Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!
Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
When a thong gets tangled in a person's butt hair.
Bruce tried to take off the thong but he ended up with a Mississippi twist and had to cut it out.
Farting in a small enclosed space in an emergency room
Brian Mississippi hiccuped at the charge desk and ran everybody out of intake!
Used as a measure of time. Similar to a New York Minute but instead of being an instant, a Mississippi Moment can be anywhere from 15 minutes to 5 hours.
The term comes from how slow Mississippi residents are in the head. It takes them forever to figure out how to do even the simplest task. Not only are they dumb, but they also can't move fast because their fat rolls are in the way of their feet...and eyes.
If you didn't know Mississippi has been voted one of the top dumbest states and has been the fattest state in the U.S. for three years straight now.
John: "Hey man can you come pick me up? I'm only 20 minutes from your house."
Jim Bob: "Sure man, ill be there in a Mississippi Moment."
John: "Thanks man!"
(4 hours later)
John: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!"
Jim Bob: "Home."
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when a guy throws up in a girl's clevage while doing the deed.
My boyfriend was so wasted last night that while doing the deed he gave me a mississippi motorboat.
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