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When you get done bozoing a girl and you put syrup in her butt so that her cheeks stick together.
Wayne, you've already bozoed her, now lets give her the aunt jemima mistake!
When you make the same mistake dating the same guy over and over again like you just don't know why it's not looks it's not penis size its not good sex but you keep going back thinking something has changed.
P1: girl I told you he's Mr mistake.
P2: I know just thought his hart changed.
P1: people don't change!
when you mistake a dancer for a waitress, at a strip club.
John said, “honest mistake” after he handed the strip club dancer a $5 bill and told her to get him 2 bud lights. She threw the $5 back at him and said I am a dancer not a waitress.
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Billy "Oops, I accedentally just brought a pistol to school"
John "Wow, that sure is a silly campbell mistake"
A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.
My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.
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A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.
My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.
When wendy's makes a mistake on your order.
Person:My hamburger has tomatoes! This was such a Wendy mistake!