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When a male, surfing the internet, decides to simulate rubbing a female's breasts or genitalia by mousing over them on a digital picture. Often, the mouse icon is the shape of a hand which makes the "mouse rub" seem even more real.
I saw this picture of a really hot girl and gave her boobs a good mouse rubbing.
A country bumpkin who visits a big city.
Look at that country mouse over there, looks like he's never seen a skyscraper before.
Joe: Modest Mouse sucks.
Joe's Mom: Modest Mouse is better than you will ever be.
Joe: :'(
A stay at home wife/mom who is responsible for managing everything that makes the household run smoothly.
I am lucky my wife is a house mouse, I am so unorganized that nothing would get done without her.
one who is known for frequently having sexual relations with men she has not met before, does not have any leadership skills, is white with unmanageable negro hair, and is often mistaken for a rat
"man stephanie's such a field mouse."
A tampon. Particularly the kind with string attached for removal.
Oh no, I've started flowing...do you have a spare fadge mouse?
When you have a small problem that is supposedly easy to fix, but can’t due to how hard it is to explain the problem
Biology teacher: You have a missing cell lab assignment in my class
Me: But I just turned it in yesterday
Biology teacher: Yeah, I didn’t get any assignments from you
Me: Did I forget to put my name on my paper? Did I turn it in the wrong time?
Me: Darn it. I got a mouse in the house