twilight movie

A terrible movie. It sucks ass. Everybody is so fucking pale.

The Twilight movie sucks. to bad hot topic had to promote this shit.

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movie 43

1. n. - The worst "film" ever created. If my love for film was a newborn child, then Movie 43 is an amoral serial rapist, mercilessly widening the several orifices of said child, murdering it, mutilating it, and defecating on its remains. A "movie" that is everything wrong with Hollywood: big name actors used to cynically lure in moviegoers (more like victims) to a cinematic abortion that contains absolutely no art whatsoever, holding up a mediocre-comedy façade, only to flash its dilapidated, unfunny, and misery-inducing genitals, something you will never be able to erase from your poor, saddened mind.

2. adj. - synonym for awful, abysmal, terrible, horrible, etc.

— Ex. 1 —
"I fell victim to Movie 43 the other day. Needless to say that if I were to ever write a suicide note, that... thing... would be the number one motivator of said fatal action. This is why no one likes January movies."

— Ex. 2 —
Asshole: "Do you want to watch Toddlers and Tiaras with me?"
Logical person: "God, no. That show is so movie 43."

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blue movie

Jamaican phrase used to describe porn.

My yout, ya catch da new blue movie?
Da gyurl so wile 'pon de dick!
Is irie ya know!

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werewolf movies

Movies about werewolves that retarded kids like to make.

Retarded kid: "I like to make werewolf MOVIES!"

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Ghetto movies

A variety of movies, where it has twice the language, twice the violence "drive-bys", lot of drug usage in them, and very little sexual content than your average R-rated movies. They are also known as Urban movies

I own a Ghetto movie library for 2 years now, and I keep adding more movies to it.

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Movie whore

An actor or actress who possibly achieved early success in their acting career but has reduced themselves, by necessity or choice, to cranking out numerous b or c quality movies. Usually including some kind of cataclysmic event, gain of super powers, or poorly done CGI.

Joey: Did you see Nicholas Cage's newest movie where he's a wizard?

Adam: Yeah taxes are kind of a bitch when you have 6 mansions..

Joey: He's such a movie whore.

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Make a movie

(verb) The act of bringing attention to yourself. Positive or negative.

"Tonight we about to "make a movie" at club Liv, 20 bottles on deck!"

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