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Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.
I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?
These are small cats who are cute.
The little fur muffins got on the bed to keep daddy warm!
The act of two lesbians smashing their vaginas together in order to recieve sexual gratification.
Hey Nicole you down for some muffin bumping?
Sure, I'll bring my Melissa Ethridge CD!
A muffin that you keep in your pocket for emergency calories. Essential for garnering sweet gainz after a workout when you are in a place with no food, or food that doesn't fit your macros.
Deshawn keeps a pocket muffin in all of his jackets, which is why he possesses great swole.
A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!
Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!
A sunny side up egg on an english muffin. Pronounced when running the words egg-on-a-muffin together. Usually popular amongst those of Polish decent.
Hey mom, can you make me breakfast?
Sure, let me make you an eggnon muffin.
Elizabeth what are you making us for breakfast?
My famous eggnon muffin's obviously!
When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.
“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.