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When you and someone close, know what each other are thinking without words or facial expressions when a situation happens.
*group of friends are watching tv*
Me and Katie both looked at each other and start laughing
Everyone else was so confused on what we both saw and why it was funny
-mind munch
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A Grangemouth Munch is a meal consisting of cigarette butts, dirt, shit, cum and broken buckfast bottles all microwaved in the local radioactive pile slapped into a stew
Friend: what you eating?
It a Grangemouth munch, ya dopey cunt.
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Variation on the Cleveland Steamer, when the man goes "Down Under" and the girl shits on your chest. After shitting, she then proceeds to consume said fecal matter off your chest
A: "G'day, Bruce! I heard your missus is one dirty fucker. Is it true you let her shit on your chest?"
B: Naah mate, you only heard half the story. The dirty cunt shit on me chest, fair dinkum, but then she lapped it up true Melbourne Munch style"
A: "The filthy wozdanger!"
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"This sexual position works best on a bar stool or countertop. The woman presses her partner's face into her vagina as the male reaches under her thigh for additional stimulus to her vagina."
Let's munch stool, baby.
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the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved
"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
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Performing Cunnilingus on an unusually large woman
Dude... Davey P was doin the moose munch on that sasquatch last night...
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The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.
I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.
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