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what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.
Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?
Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner...
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The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.
I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.
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In common jailhouse jargon, a very bulked-up man, who lifts weights every spare minute to make the time go by. He is usually otherwise feminine in all its hystrionic aspects. He uses the muscleman image so others won't mess with him---he initiates the sexual advances, or permissions. He uses the muscleman persona to throw you off, in that he likes it up the booty on the down low, but by no means wants to be stereotyped as a feminine homosexual.
"Man, don't be fooled by his looks. He is just a muscle punk. He looks like a brick-shithouse, but he will make you his bitch. See that even BIGGER guy at the end of the yard, the brick-shithouse is HIS bitch."
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A car built between 1960 and 1980, usually has a large 6 cylinder engine (179 - 250ci) or a small V8 (308ci - 350ci) or a large V8 (396ci - 454ci)
Usually isn't fuel injected, the hot 6's usually have triple carburettors, the V8's one or two. Me being from Australia might have a different view to people from the USA but we still love our muscle cars. Will always win in an accident, I had an accident in my Torana, got the 350 Chev in it fixed and she was good again. None of this plastic S**t you get today with the crappy turbos, my Torana makes 300hp stock without turbo's, a Skyline makes 320hp with 2 turbos to make up for its crappy displacement.
And they still can't beat me!
In Australia, a muscle car is a Holden Torana 1971 - 1979, which came in 2 door until 1975 then became 4 door or 2 door hatch. Engines were a 186ci or 202ci Holden 6, 253ci Holden V8, 308ci Holden V8 or 350ci Chev V8 (V8's after 1975, not before) There are many more but I would state my favourite.
In America, a Chevrolet Camaro 1969 - 1972, a Dodge Charger R/T 426 Hemi (a beauty of a car), a Plymouth Barracuda.
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Extra muscle found in the roof of all female ginger's vagina.
"Last night I went out with that ginger girl and we made out at her place. I have to tell you, she has a ginger muscle hidden in there.
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A man that has muscular strength; brawn:
A man that is "BUILT", my wear tight muscle shirts to show off muscles. Has the characteristics of a man on the "DL".
Most shallow women fall for this type, not knowing that he's really on the closet.
1. Girl, do you see..oohhh, don't look he's coming overhere!
2. Bitch calm down, you shol' like those Muscle Punks.
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screw what other people are saying. heres the TRUTH! straight from a gearhead. a muscle car is ANY POWER CAR FROM AMERICA in the 1940s to 70s. there are no 80's or 90's muscle cars that are real. it doesnt matter if it is stock or custom. it is a muscle car. there are also muscle cars today. THE CHARGER, THE MUSTANG, CORVETTE, ECT.
the ford mustang is a muscle car.
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