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Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

by humboldtcountywhore134 November 8, 2021


Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.

Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.

by Jowuhepona69 March 1, 2017


Les Trois Musketeers

A fictive kin made up of… a dancer, a communicator & a mystery man

Oh don’t mind them, they’re just Les Trois Musketeers

by MKE2021 June 18, 2022


Three musketeered

A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.

Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!

Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.

by Rekivile July 30, 2018


Oakdale Musket

When you crush up an instant adderall, sprinkle it on your penis, and have anal sex

Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket

by Gossip Gary November 21, 2019


Musket Feet

"Musket Feet" derived from a style of snowboard pants. It is known when the lower cut of the pants (normally tighter pants), opens up more than the rest of the pant, much like Bell-Bottoms. The shape of the bottom of the pants creates a 'Musket-like' look to them. Muskets...like the gun.

"Dude check that whack style that bro has, he's got some mad Musket Feet."

by JoshVman November 14, 2008


musket balls

Musket balls are the types of the projectiles that are fired from muskets. Before they were loaded down down the muzzle, they were usually wrapped in paper or cloth, to keep excess gas behind the barrel. Musket balls were made by pouring molten lead into a musket ball mould and trimming off surplus lead once it had cooled.

Back in the 1840’s people used musket balls during war.

by Nati✨💕 May 23, 2020