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Ejaculating a weeks worth of semen onto a females stomach upon climax.
( A weeks worth of ejaculate has the same color and texture of a light deli mustard.)
Grimace shot tummy mustard all over the polish prostitute.
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A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.
He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.
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When you and a friend (or complete stranger depending on your level of depravity) hold hands below a public bathroom stall divider while urinating simultaneously.
Oh man I just had a mustard mitten three way with Shelley and Karen. It was liberating.
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A description of several-day-old semen residue found typically in a male’s unwashed boxers; sometimes found on toilet rims, walls, the ceiling; always found on farm animals
“As you can see, this involuntary celibate atheist weeabu hasn’t left his basement unit in 42 years, made evident by a 10x7 inch mound of moderately radioactive, dandruffy fuck mustard. God may be all-loving and powerful, but he for sure fucked up when he made this guy.”
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When you clap someone so hard that their cheeks begin to resemble the squishiness of a mustard packet.
“Yesterday was so wild, I met up with this chick with weak ass cheeks and mustard clapped her”
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The aftermath of hot snakes from a week full of taco bell and indian food often resulting in bleeding rectum and or severe uunimaginable loss of all hope for a normal life
Dude shoot me I have a bloody rash from this mustard butt I've had for three years.
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greassy sweat that builds between your nut sack and your thigh.
hey dude smell my honey mustard. yummy!
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