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NBA Finals

An event that was once over by the summer solstice almost always.

Guy- It's the 4th of July, do I want to think about the beach or basketball right now? I've been thinking about basketball all spring already, and it doesn't really matter, people put too much importance on it as it is. I'm trying not to become one of these uber competitive carboard cutouts or cartoons like the others by thinking about human shit like vacation instead of summertime NBA Finals.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021


NBA 2K24

an NBA game of the PS5 era of 2K games. They added crossplay, proplay, they fixed the glitchy dribble moves that drippy face scans do, but yet they somehow made it worse by adding Season Pass, and breaking Post Scorers.

Guy: "NBA 2k23 is the definition of mid."
Ronnie 2k: "Let's copy Fortnite's battle pass, and make post scoring unstoppable in NBA 2K24!"

by caytay37 September 10, 2023


NBA playoffs

There's always going to be the kind of person that keeps trying to change the entire league around so that the team they want to win doesn't lose, so instead of just seeing playoffs extending almost to the end of summer, you might see games extending to 3 or 4 in the morning one day, and players expected to stay focused and positive, which is a silly expectation.

What they've done with the NBA playoffs now is a good way to fuck with people heads, and that's about all it's good for.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021


NBA Playoffs

An event that once ended before the summer, which was great, since not everybody wants to watch the most intense part of the season all summer, they're ready for it to get over with so they can enjoy their summer, the season free of sports competitions, bad calls by referees, fights between players, and all the bullshit hype from the media and journalists (no wonder people take vacation in the summer). Not everybody is that desperate to see their team win, it was once good enough if they won in June, and the season was long enough without extending to July, which is silliness. Not anymore though, now people are expected to keep watching until summer is almost over.

Now that the NBA playoffs extend into at least July, players are being told not to think about the beach or vacation, and they're expected to take these kind of silly expectations seriously. It was bad enough last year when the NBA Finals took place at the same time as the World series, and hardly anybody knew or paid attention because it wasn't their top priority, of course.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021


Nba Fan

What you call a person of color online in order to not face banishment or chat restriction. Slang for african american in a public setting.

Gets cut off by a scatpack charger "Nba fans at it again".

by Jamesdickens69420333 April 8, 2024