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Bestie who mf teached you? this is just stupid let girls have there pravicy and how is rape funny in the first place this is just disgusting you should go back to school and learn how to respect womens and children. Whoever made this holiday get help please get therapy because this is just getting out of hand besides I may already have said this twice but this whole national thing is stupid as heck
random girl: have you heard of national rape day?
Random girl 2: yes I have and it shouldn't even be a thing like what its just disgusting
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On april 15th single or taken grab a bitch and go at it
April 15rh is national fingering day I'm finna finger my girl
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On April 11th you have to cuddle with someone you love for 20 minutes
Today is National cuddle day
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February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.
My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is
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a national holiday dedicated to yoloing (you only live once-ing) most swagbosses and swaglords have a party were they do the most swaggiest and yoloiest things possible on June 20th
Swagboss: Yeah dude! I cannot wait to show off my swag and Nike elites to all the hot ladies.
Swaglord: Bro, when will you get to show off all of that swag?
Swagboss: I will show off my swag and Nike elites on national yolo day, bro
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The day where you go spend time with your bae and post them on your story
Oh Kay it’s National Bae Day go post ur bae
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A celebration on July 15 for people named Lexi, presents are required and can only be given to those named Lexi.
“I can’t wait to see what I get for National Lexi Day”
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