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Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...
Take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. For example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.
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English rhyming slang for umbrella.
It is raining, better get out my Nelson Manbrella.
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The flyest mutherfucker alive. Has awesome girlfriend. He is a fly mutherfucker
Did you see Patrick Nelson today? He's a fliy mutherfucker..
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sexual position similar to the wrestling hold, providing maximun control by the man.
I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.
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Something Jack says when his dementia is acting up.
Jack: Have you ever been put in the Paul Nelson?
Me: huh?
A drink of mixed rum favored by the poor and college students
"When you mix Ron Roberto and Admiral Nelson's, you get... the Ron Nelson."
she has a ashy nelson ass and Mathew should be proud of this post not made at me