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Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...
Take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. For example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.
English rhyming slang for umbrella.
It is raining, better get out my Nelson Manbrella.
The flyest mutherfucker alive. Has awesome girlfriend. He is a fly mutherfucker
Did you see Patrick Nelson today? He's a fliy mutherfucker..
sexual position similar to the wrestling hold, providing maximun control by the man.
I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.
Kenan Nelson is a strong willed individual who makes other believe what he says, he likes to relax on sundays, watch anime, and read manga in his spare time. He is loyal and wants to make a difference in people's lives. If you have a kenan nelson in your life never let him go. He will be there to tell you bluntly what the truth is about your situation.
Kenan Nelson was the best guy I've ever met.
When a man goes down on a woman during her period and he pops up with red facial hair.
"Hey man, I went down on Dana last night and she got scared when I came back up with a Red Nelson like I was coming back from war."
Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.