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this means that you are looking to hook up.. I want to fuck you
If mouthed silently this looks like I want to fuck you so mouth the word I want a fig newton at someone you want to hook up with
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The turd law exists as a precaution to those who, while holding in their poop, have the urge to sneeze. It states that, in such condition, for every sneeze, there is an equal and disgustingly opposite reaction.
I gotta sneeze.
Didn't you say you had to shit, too?
Yeah, so what...
Dude you can't sneeze or you'll totally shit your pants.
Says whom?
Newton's Turd Law, read a book.
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Defines that zombies cannot exist on Earth.
"For every zombie, there is an equal and opposite re-zombie." - Newton's 247th law.
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When you try to do something, you cannot, because there is a relatively negative action, that does not allow you to do it. (-1+1=0) Therefore, proving the non existence of earth and all of mankind.
Dude: Ayo, ever heard of the Newton's 3rd law in existence that doesn't make sense?
The other dude: No?
Dude: When humans try to walk, another negative action or force should be present to disable him from walking. So, humans are not even suppose to move in the first place.
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When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.
No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...
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One subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their asshole stretched. The subject who stretched the anus then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects anus. The funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the anal cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.
"Last night I gave my man toy a Newton County Traffic Cone, with Fireball and Hot Damn. He screamed about his prison purse for an hour."
the whitest school known to Mass
70% white 40% Jewish
20% Asian 40% Christian
3% Hispanic 20% Other
7% Black
Newton North is a boot camp for retarded people
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