Sorry wrong person

What most girls use as an excuse to text a guy after "accidentally" texting salutations via text message.

-"Hey :)"...Two minutes later... "Sorry wrong person"
-"lol thats okay, whats up?"
-YESSSSSSSS

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sorry bout em'.

Feels sorry to be in someone's place or position or sorry about the people that can't be partyin like your partyin.

Anderson Cooper just got punched 10 times by a gang of Egyptians. Sorry bout em'.

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i'm sorry sex

when you and your significant other have a fall out and to make up for what you did you engage in sexual intercourse

Emily and me had a big fall out and it was my fault, I had to give her some I'm sorry sex.

sorry bout ya

Phrase used when someone is sorry for you. Usually said after someone is sorry for something funny and not to serious.

"Yeah guys this new blackberry that you don't have has internet and I'm surfing the web now... sorry bout ya."

"Haha you are dumb man."

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Sorry, last cup

When you offer to do something with no intention of doing it.

Toby: Hey man, you want some help moving?
Gabe: Yeah! That'd be great!

Toby: Sorry, last cup *takes imaginary sip*

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sorry, mac

Racist apology. Calling someone "mac" is regarded rather offensive and racist, as "mac" means monday, and nobody likes mondays.

Dude: "Have you got any playing cards?"
Person: "No. Sorry, mac"
Dude: "Man, that's racist!"

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Sorry, I'm American

The most useful excuse you will ever have when visiting a foreign land. Gives you almost instant leeway to be rude, ignorant, or just all around screw with foreign peoples mind. Because most countries expect so little brain power from us, why not use that to our advantage, hmm?

ex 1;
Mike: *spills steaming hot coffee all over French guys lap*
French Guy: OW! Wat ze' hell?

Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
French: Oh, well zat explainz zvery' thing. *

ex 2;

Mike: *steals a Australian guys taxi cab*
British Guy: Oi! Who the bloody 'ell do yew think you AHHre?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
British Guy: Bloody figures... Might as well naut even botha' then. *stomps off*
Mike: America: 2, World: 0 *snickers victoriously*

ex 3;

Mike: *snags the sandwich off a Japanese guys plate and takes a bite*
Japanese Guy: Ayy yaahhh! Who you think you are, rude person?
Mike: *slowly* Me sorry, I'm Ammmerricaaannn.
Japanese Guy: *scowls and stands up walking off* Stewpid Amarakins', no manner, no honna'!
Mike: I reiterate, America: 3, World:0. *smiles and takes another bite*

(Offensive outlook on accents intended. Sorry, I'm American. :)

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