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when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.
dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.
Battle Engies are Engineers from the game Team Fortress 2, who instead of defending, they place down mini sentries, and usually use the Shotgun And the Pistol.
jose.gonzales.2006: stop placing minis and using ur shotgun
Battle Engy: shut up
jose.gonzales.2006 has left the game. (disconnect by user.)
a usually tedious event when two mediocre forgettable sports teams face each other
The Chicago Bears and Washington Commanders/Commies played each other on Thursday Night Football, it was the Battle of Mid.
The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.
Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.
I want to steal your girlfriend! Let's penis battle!
To chat back and forth in a quick fashion and to send a response before your partner can respond to your last question
Battle Chat see below
Rhonda
9:53 Chattee or Chatter?
9:53 At the SAME time means no waiting
9:53 I only have you to chat with presently and I get bored FAST.
9:53 I can send like 10 chats in less than a half minute
9:53 want me to show you how?
9:53 I can you know?
9:53 If you are gone too long you will have like a book here when you get back
9:53 Then you will never catch up with me.
9:53 It will be like having a DVR in the chat room, except you didn't press pause.
9:53 you'll just have to rewind it when you get back but then you aren't really in LIVE mode anymore and you will always be like 2 minutes behind me in the conversation
9:53 I guess since this is TOTALLY a one sided conversation at this point it doesn't really matter.
9:53 Where the hell did you go? To the bathroom?
Wendy
9:54 omg
9:54 ur crazy tech lady
9:54 no i cant keep up
An extremely intense competition between all the grades in one high school. Events consist of an eating contest, scooter relays, tug of war, etc. The winner receives $2,500 for their class as well as extreme bragging rights.
Josh: You going to Battle of the Classes.
Sam: Duh- I love BOTC
An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.
Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."