oyster fruit

slang for pearls

"Damn, that hoe ova' there got herself a damn big set of oyster fruit round her neck."

9👍 1👎

Boner Fruit

synonym for testicles, balls, nads, rocks, stones, gonads, jewels, ball sack

A good girl will also play with your boner fruit during a BJ

8👍 1👎

fruit loop

I've always used fruit loop to describe someone who was a bit dippy or loopy, in the mad, scatter-brained sense.

I can't believe you just said that, you fruit loop!

383👍 172👎

Fruit and Vag

The practice of inserting fruit into the vagina and eating it out, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina and clitoris; the healthy bedtime snack that perfectly wraps up the five-a-day nutrition guidelines recommended by the World Health Organization.

"Johnny, shall we grab some wings and play pool tonight?"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"

The Fruits Of Win

The 6 fruits that equal win;

Apple
Orange
Pineapple
Watermelon
Kiwi
Banana

When loss is approaching eat The Fruits Of Win

Fruit of Yanni

Fruit of Yanni is a legendary thing that only the highest of the high can reach. It is said that only a man who bears golden robes can achieve and eat the fruit of yanni.

My heart yearns for the fruit of yanni.

fruit salaad

Is a term used by a Facebook user under the name Firas Al Maghrabi to describe a football team after a particularly shameful performance that could be due to: a state of confusion, Disorder, Poor Organization or generally influenced by excessive food or alcoholic intake.

today they were fruit salaad.

The defense was absolute fruit salaad.

Would you like a fruit salaad ?? No, I would like us to win .