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Ejaculate left on the hand after one falls asleep from the exhaustion of masturbation.
Jeff rubbed one out while scrolling through Slave Leia Instagram pictures. The next morning the Palm sap had affixed his hand to his groin like Gorilla Glue.
After cumming in an asshole, the mixture of cum and fecal matter, which then slowly leaks out of the anus.
"Man, this chick had mad butt sap after I was finished with her the other night."
When an egotistical and radical environmentalist, commonly known as a hippie or tree hugger, participates in putting his donger inside the sap hole on a tree in order to get the sexual thrill of the sticky, sucking feeling of the sap.
"In recent news, Al Gore has been caught sap sucking, a new trend amongst tree hugging cucks
The goo that leaks out of a skinned knee.
Lauren asked Mike to kiss her boo boo. He said not with all that knee sap!
A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.
hey bartender!
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.
The white vagina sap that comes out of your ugly ass underwhere
"Don't touch that milk with your vagina sap smelly fingers"
The liquid that comes out of the penis during foreplay prior to ejaculation.
I hope I didn't get pregnant off of his rod sap.
That rod sap is all up in my pants
Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.