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When you smell like baked bread (Italian-herbs-cheese) from being inside a Subway restaurant. The stench that is captured on your hair, clothes, body, & leaves the building and shadows you the entire day for others to smell.
1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 footlong along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".
2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 foot long along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".
2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.
Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!
Where two man play subway surfers together while they are having anal sex
Bob: "Hey, wanna hop on subway surfers"
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Anyone who sends nudes,lewd videos or any other suggestive content over the internet.
No you don't know him like I do he's literally a subway surfer
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The subway system in Sofia, Bulgaria. Opened on January 28, 1998.
He's riding in a Bulgarian subway train.
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A reminder on how slow and incompetent tha City of New York and tha MTA is when it comes to building long-term public works projects. Fiorello LaGuardia and Robert Moses were responsible for tearing down tha 3rd and 2nd Aves. elevated lines and fucking over tha Lexington Ave. subway commuters in tha progress with third world style crowding, while promising them a Second Avenue Subway. Construction began in tha early 70's, but tha City got fucked with a fiscal crisis and only unbuilt portions is what remains of tha Second Avenue Subway today.
Tha Second Avenue Subway will be constructed at tha end of 2004. Too little, too late.
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E.Z is a super cool guy with sick dancy moves. He has red coat? He runs fast and can jump over subway trains. ???? Cool person. Pretty chill guy. Would hang out with him if given the opportunity.
Oh man, that E.Z (Subway Surfers) guy is a cool guy.