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When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed
Oh shit I have a golden tissue
exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.
"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."
'bummer..."
Multifunctional bastard offspring of the Big Issue. With porn.
Nothing helps the homeless more than handing out the latest edition of the Big Tissue.
Can also be used to wipe oneself clean after the event.
big tissue.. big tissue.. you got 20p for some smack?
When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.
Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.
When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.
Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much
When you have tissue/s filled with mucus or any other substance and you use another tissue to dispose of it without getting it on your fingers, which in this case, is called a "Carrier Tissue".
Dad: Those tissues are gross! How will you carry it to the trash?
Son: don't worry i have the carrier tissue
A peanut inside of a box of tissues
I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose