pie crimper

Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.

Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper

pie-zest

Seemingly possessed, said of a non-living or inanimate object. Such objects cannot actually be demonically possessed.

The moving furniture in The Exorcist is pie-zest

cutie pie

1. Someone you like a lot
2. Someone who is pretty and makes you laugh and pokes you every once in a while

The girl I like is my cutie pie.

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cutie-pie

a person who is sweet, cute, and lovable on the inside. Also approaches people in a friendly, and sort of shy manner.

Cutie-pie: "awwe, r u ok sweetie?" (smiles and hugs the person)

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pie in the horse

Snoop Dogg's answer to "Fill in the blank. Pie in the ..." on Family Feud.

I found a pie in the horse while smoking that dank ass weed.

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Cocoa pie

The resulting masterpeice after person (a) shits into the vagina of woman (b) either during or after intercourse and lets it ooze out after it has mingled with her vaginal juices.

woman : "shit in my clunge baby"
man: "ok, lets make a cocoa pie"

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Kimbo Pie

When someone beats the shit out of you. They did not give you a slice of themselves, the gave you the whole motherfucking pie.

I Kimbo Pied that motherfucker.

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