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Detoxing yourself of lust and stress

When, for sometimes no reason, you begin to spontaneously either scream, or attempt to sing along to Metal, Death Metal, or Rock lyrics. Generally, the singer fails very badly at singing, and it is possible for the person to become emotional while singing. (crying, inserting people's names into the song) Generally this event happens after a breakup, but it could happen after any sort of stressful event.

Ryan: "Hey, why's Bryan screaming so loud?"
Sam: "He's doing that whole "Detoxing yourself of lust and stress" thing he does whenever Paula leaves him."
Ryan: "Aww, poor guy."
Bryan: "BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD TO ME, DEAD TO ME, DEAD TO ME, ARGGHHHH!!"

by rfry11 July 9, 2009

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Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

One does not have to see combat to gain Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, things like car crashes or being a medic in the field hospital operating on wounded soilders on a time limit before they bleed out.

Those who protected our country suffer from PSTD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)because they either almost died or one of their brothers or sisters did or almost

by Lockon Stratos January 5, 2020

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Post-orgasmic Stress Disorder

The anxiety/stress felt after orgasm during the "coming down" period in which a person has lost the "high" achieved from their sexual activities and is starting to take in all of the shame from the deviant act they are performing.

Person A: Hey, what's wrong with Steve? He seemed psyched about hooking up with that tan chick last night?
Perosn B: It's post-orgasmic stress disorder. Turns out that chick was from Jersey - now he's fucked for life 'cause no matter what he says she's always gonna think he thinks she's the shit.

by GrizzlySt March 24, 2011

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Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder

The time between November 3rd, 2020 and a TBD future date where Donald Trump's reckless Presidency will still rattle the majority of the country.

I couldn't believe that Biden's Thanksgiving speech of unity was real, I'm clearly suffering from Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder.

by DJ Donkeypunch November 27, 2020


Pre-cinematic stress disorder

Knowing you'll end your favorite tv show soon.

I am totally experiencing pre-cinematic stress disorder. I'm only 5 episodes away from ending Breaking Bad!

by Mendeldependeliscool May 18, 2014


Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin)

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
<g is silent>

Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name

"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

User warning
Overuse can lead to the perils...(sic) of spaghetti incident.

***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........

by EmonkEmonkE December 30, 2016


Post Lockdown Stress Disorder

Post Lockdown Stress Disorder (PLSD) is that feeling you get when watching a TikTok that reminds you of lockdown and gives you proper dodgy vibes. This disorder is caused by the repetitiveness of lockdown and the utter boredom that many experienced in the UKโ€™s first lockdown. It can also be caused by spending too much time at home, which may remind you of lockdown.

I have post Lockdown Stress Disorder (PLSD). This TikTok gives me PLSD.

by thebeast113 May 27, 2021