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What you do to get rid of that spiltting headache, nausea, dehydration etc
The best way to get rid of Hangover is basically SLEEP!
Also, drink plenty of water, as this provides the much needed for the liver to get rid of all these poisons you've consumed.
Finally, hangovers can last up to 2 - 3 days, but mostly you'll be aight in 24 hours. So just lay back and let your body do the work.
"I can tell how much i drank last nite, do you know any Hangover Cures?" - person 1
"Keep drinking then" - person 2
"What more alcohol?!" - person 1
"WATER you pillock" - person 2
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The headache you get after staying up into the wee hours of the morning staring at teeny tiny print. Generally an ailment experienced exclusively by book nerds, but becomes a nation wide issue after the release of a new Harry Potter book.
Guy 1: Man, I stayed up all night reading the Deathly Hallows! I have such a book hangover!
Guy 2: You nerd.
Guy 2 then pushes his copy of the Deathly Hallows deeper into his book bag and longingly eyes the aspirin bottle guy 1 has just opened.
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The feeling of grogginess and/or deafness after attending a loud concert.
"Wow, I had a lot of fun at that Boys Like Girls concert last night."
"Me too, but now I have a terrible concert hangover."
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After a night of drinking and feeling really hungry, you order food, take two bites and are full for hours.
I was so hungry I ordered the dinner size at lunch time, had two bites and realized i was suffering from hangover stomach. Meh
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The huge shit one takes after a night of hard drinking, so long that it hangs from ones ass and still touches the bottom depths of the toilet.
Shitter: Holy shit dude, check this out it, my shit log is touching the deepest part of the toilet and its still hanging from my ass.
Shitter's Friend: Yea man, thats a prime example of a hangover cliffhanger.
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My fucking legs hurt because I got drunk as shit it was new years now im just laying on the couch and my legs hurt fuck
today, january 1st my fucking hangover leg is terrible
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When you laugh for an extremely longtime that a few minutes later you find yourself laughing again.
Tim found the joke rather funny, so he had a laugh hangover.
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