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hot tub

A woman who upon first meeting comes across as strikingly attractive but, who after time gradually loses her appeal.

It derives from the overwhemling sensation you get when you first step into a hot tub. Once acclimated, however, you want to kick yourself for ever making such a big deal in the first place.

Mikey: I can't believe I was so obsessed with Melissa. What was I thinking?

E: It's not your fault - you fell for a hot tub. It was just a matter of time before you came to your senses.

by The Maximus October 20, 2005

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Hot Tubbing

When you stick your face in between your partner's butt cheeks, put your lips together, and blow like your making your own hot tub in the bathtub. Also known in some circles as speed boating, or motor boating the backside.

The wife thinks it tickles when I go Hot Tubbing, but I think it's fun. So long as she doesn't fart on me!

by yesimapirate February 17, 2011

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Hot tub

When u fill a females belly button wit nut.

Damn I really just put a hot tub in you.

by Pappymal November 20, 2017

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Rent-A-Tub

1) A rent by the hour hot tub. Often found at sleazy places such as "Oasis" and other rent a tub facilities often accompanied by tanning beds (aka fake n bakers).

2) A place for your ex to take your best friend for a cheap make-out session.
Also, he will call you a week later, tell you about the hook up, claim it was in the name of "light conversation" and then tell you how sexually attracted to YOU he is (not your best friends he was just hookin' up with in a sleazy rent-a-tub).

3) A place where sleazy men take cheap woman.

Joe took Beth to a sleazy Rent-A-Tub (after inviting me there twice, i declined of course due to my sense of propriety), she shaved her legs for the event (after two months!), and after being denied by me (again) four days earlier Joe proceeded to come onto her- she happily obliged given that she has always coveted my life, my style, and apparently what was once mine.

by Jenni January 8, 2005

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Tub farts

Farts that occur when people fart in the tub. These come in the form of fart bubbles, or bubbles that contain methane, carbon dioxide, and other gases.

People, especially young ones, experienced tub farts when they bathed instead of showering.

by Fartloverspizza September 19, 2014

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Tub of Fuck

A large, mobile object that takes 5 seconds or more to turn around 180ยฐ.

Joe: Why can't you u-turn any faster? Bill: Because this Tub of Fuck is a truck. Yeah, my job sucks.

by xnaut1617 August 23, 2013

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Tub-dub

(slang) - This term describes exchanging a $20 Harriet Tubman bill for a portion of crack valued at the same amount.

Due to the high intellect and education of the parties typically included in this financial transaction complex economic economic terms are typically employed.

Crackhead: I'm trying to unload my underground railroad shares and get into some Space X.

Dealer: What sort of position you looking to take?

Crackhead: A Tub-dub and we will reassess later

by $lapaho March 12, 2021

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