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the past tense form of "wake and bake"
Orpheous: Hey Bo, how has your morning been?
Bovice: Oh, you know...just woke and boke. It was nice.
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the past tense of Wake and Baked
I woke and boked this morning
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Woke fishing is when a man, whom is talking to a woman, starts asking her vague questions regarding progressive causes, in an effort to determine her interest level, and then mirror her responses. Said man has no interest in the same groups or causes, and is just trying to find commonalities with the girl to get into her pants.
Guy 1: Why did you just tell Sara you donated to BLM? You hate that group.
Guy 2: Oh I'm just woke fishing man. I'll be in her pants by Saturday.
Guy 1+2: *High Five*
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Niggas whose thoughts were enlightened by conspiracy theory videos via YouTube, Facebook posts, and other forms of social media.
Ashley and Quita watched a Alex Jones video, now they woke niggas.
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An elitist with a focus on outwardly displaying their morals associated with protecting a perceived underdog group. Very much focused on oppression and those who are (often including themselves) perceived as victims. Sees the world as a collection of groups with archetypal behavior even though that contradicts a disdain for stereotypes. Usually loud, argumentative and unfunny.
Elizabeth is so ultra woke, she sees and calls out the sexism of Bernie and his friends
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Knowing everything is an illusion of the mind. Mainly the more extreme version of "Woke" encapsulating higher dimensional and abstract thought. One achieves this "Woke af" philosophy after ingesting a very high dosage of DMT, Mushrooms, or any other hallucinogenic substance.
Sam: Have you seen the recent interviews of Jim Carrey, he's out of his f***ing mind!
Josh: Na, Jim Carrey is Woke af!
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Deriving from "stay awake," to stay woke is to keep informed of the shitstorm going on around you in times of turmoil and conflict, specifically on occasions when the media is being heavily filtered- such as the events in Ferguson Missouri in August 2014.
The headlines say they looted McDonald's, but they won't tell you about the tear gas the police threw at the crowds, or the fact that they needed the milk from the McDonald's to treat the effects of it. Stay woke.
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