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Old Man Syndrome

When you smoke so much weed that you become an 80 year old man.

He got "Old Man Syndrome" last night, He crawled on all fours to get into the house.

by yungporoonthetrack July 25, 2022


sexy old man

Sophies english teachers

Sophie thinks her english teacher is a sexy old man

by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022


old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up

old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that

by yur 6th grade friend February 10, 2019


37 year old man

An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school

Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man

by Abdullahthenerd September 19, 2023


Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.

“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”

by NurseCaca December 7, 2018


Dirty Old Man

An older man who is extremely inappropriate towards way younger people. They are attracted to teens and very very early 20's and jokes about "well they are 18 or almost 18", "it's legal in some places" regarding minors, "I'm going through a mid life crisis and want a young hot thing", "age doesn't matter"

He's a dirty old man who likes them young

by Lexxii A May 21, 2024


Old Man Gummies

When an old man in a wheel chair tops you off.

Bro you gotta head two blocks over, the old dude in the house in the cul-de-sac is giving out the best Old Man Gummies!

by SomdeDudeWhoEnjoysAir July 4, 2024