Catch 29

Like a Catch 22 but worse.

I'm in a Catch 29 situation.

You mean a Catch 22?

No, it's worse than that.

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March 29

This is the day the gods gave up on an angel, God condemned the angel to live amongst mortals to learn and to suffer for being who she/he was, they grew sick of the mortal world and makes up their minds to take revenge and go against God, leading them to become and abomination
This is the day of rebellion

Person: Hey do you know what day it is?

March 29: Well duh it's the day of the rebellious abomination, now let's go sacrifice some humans 😈

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November 29

Grab Ass Day!

Bf: Hey its November 29!
Gf: *Turns around*

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October 29

National beat up your friend named Dylan day

random person: hey Dylan it’s October 29

Dylan: shit

October 29

October 29th is national kiss your crush day

Oh hey Todd that’s Bri we know you like her and its October 29th. Shoot your shot.

October 29

National kiss your crush day.

No hesitations on October 29

October 29

Kiss Your Crush Day. Give your crush a whole lip kiss today.

Karen:Time to Kiss John.
John:Stay away Karen.
Karen:Here I come!!!
October 29