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When your baby sitter is hella hot so you can’t help from hitting that from behind and you end up sending her home with with broken legs
Person1: woahhh bro that’s your baby sitter???
Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny
your mummah stankyer than my clit cos its rubbed on the at ham anticipated asthmatic boy down south of the river
“hey jonny! did you see that nanny on a dumpster!”
When you gran tickles your nans testicles and she enjoys it.
Hey did you here, I granny fanny in my nanny
A slag who used to fuck anyone and everyone but has now deceased
Mitch- "How are you feeling today?"
Kate- "I'm feeling like Nanny Ann!"
Leigh- "You are a slag!"
Kate- "Nothing like Nanny Ann though"
When the 19 year old sexy nanny from house poor Iowa shows up and is in your house taking care of the kids and you day dream of the nanny bending over too far
O fuck i finally ate the nanny chach and yumm
When you get head while milking a goat, and after you cum, you squirt warm goat milk in thier mouth along with the semen, and then kiss.
I love getting up early to do morning chores on the farm when I can share a good a Manny Nanny Shake with the help.
A game I played with my cousin when we were very young, the object being like a treasure hunt, except we are negotiating trading secrets, like the ones kept in closets in shoe boxes. When one decides that they cant beat up their darkest secret, marks the end of the game, and marks the trophy of the one full of shit with the brown eyes, the other any color except blue.
"Hey cuz, guess what" I say.
"What" says cuz.
"I know its been like 35 years but guess how many of them fell out the closet" I say
"Are you talking about all our Nanny Nanny Booboos that i had to give to you so that I could have your green eyes?"
"Yes, but now its on, and I think i want my green eyes back but I'll seek them out in a game with the CooCooey on my team, and keep you safe from all of it, and keep the brown ones for you.