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The things that come from a loved one after your heart has been broken that make you feel better.
A kiss, a smile, a joke, a hug, any sort of caress.
The organic glue was so well put together, it fixed her broken heart permanently.
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The white cream on your dick when you fuck a black girl.
The gorilla glue held me in so tight I couldn't pull out.
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A song that you can't get out of your head.
Damn it! That "I'm a loser" song is brain glue -- it's been going though my head for two days.
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when your cock is halfway hard.
damn my piece is like flexy glue right now.
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Someone who plays Young Link in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
That Glue Huffer in Loser’s quarters just throws out boomerangs.
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When a girl uses common arts and crafts material Elmers Glue instead of lube, and tries to get the guy to finish before the glue dries.
William: Hey Grant, where's Ben?
Grant: Oh man you didn't hear? Ben's in the hospital. His girlfriend gave him a Glue Job last night and the glue dried first, so the doctors had to pry her hands from his cock.
William: God damn, not again...
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A close friend of the opposite gender that helps you to get through a difficult break-up and tries to fix your heart but you often end up realizing you're in love with them.
'Who's that boy you hang around with a lot at the moment?'
'Oh Jack? He's just my heart glue. He's fun to hang around with and makes me feel happy when I'm upset about my break up with Josh :)'
'Sounds like you're in love with your heart glue...'
'...'
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