corn on the cob method

A method of sucking dick in which the sucker must hold the dick like a piece of corn and very lightly suck and nibble from the side. The dick shouldn’t get wet and should be consistently dried to promote friction and avoid slipping. If you suck dick like this, guys will be falling over you!

dude 1: bro my girl did the corn on the cob method on me last night
dude 2: bro you’re so lucky!!!

dude 1: bro i know i’m inviting her over again tonight

knob on your cob

The act of sucking dick as if you're nibbling on a large, buttery, corn on the cob.

Dude, Olivia just knobbed on my cob like a starving Nigerian child!

"I'll knob on your cob, Jon"

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Corn Cobbed

When a girl gets on her knees and has a guy on each side of her, amd receives a penis in each ear.

Mary invited Gary and Blake over for a steak dinner, she ended up getting “corn cobbed” instead.

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Corn on the cob

To fuck a woman from behind.
Then take a sharp implement in each hand and jab her in the hips, thus "corn on the cobbing" her.

"why do you have forks by your bed?"

"gonna have corn on the cob later"

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Corn Cob Tripod

When 2 chicks are giving you a blow job at the same time and both licking the penis shaft up and down.

My day went even better when Erin and Deb came over for a little corn cob tripod! Those 2 chicks had me sporting wood in no time.

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Secondhand corn on the cob

Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.

Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.

Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!

corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

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