meat smoker

A meat smoker is one who metaphorically "smokes the meat", or in other words sucks dick

Did you hear what Zach said to me?
Yeah he's such a freakin meat smoker .

heavy meat

1. A giant or enormous penis.
2. Literally wrecking pussy with a protracted pounding of thundercock. 'Cock and Awe' fucking.

"I can tell you why Sabrina still has that silly look on her face, Dude. I spent like six hours last night pouring the heavy meat to her."

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meat-sneaker

A vegetarian who likes a little taste of the protein now'n'then.

"I'm hosting a dinner party Friday, do I need to make a veggie dish for your girlfriend?"
"It's OK, she's a meat-sneaker."

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Titty meat

The meaty portion of the breast that helps display the cleavage.

Hey Allie, that's a nice titty meat you have there!

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Bring on the meat

A phrase used by an extremely obese carnivore who lives in Louisiana and eats beef every day.

Obese Man: Anyone Here A Vegetarian

Vegetarian: Oh, I am.

Obese Man: MMM BRING ON THE MEAT! (Proceeds to shove chuck roast down his esophagus until he vomits everywhere.

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meat scepter

A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.

By text message

Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more

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meat heat

The excessive warming of a guy's genitals when using a laptop computer.

"Dude, I was using my laptop playing WOW and I got so much meat heat, I had to take a break"

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