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A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.
"SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY"? I don't think that passes the Onion test.
An excuse a man uses when he crys due to a movie.
Kate: Jack, were you crying during A Walk to Remember?
Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
Something to respond with when someone asks what you’re doing
James - what’re you doing later?
Me - Just pickling the onion
A girl's snatch that overly reeks of onions
This girl's onion bush smelt so bad last night it cleared out the entire damn bar
An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
I had some tangy onions after my workout. But Rachel got on her knees and sucked them anyway.
My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
verb-letting out a series of silent and stinky farts without admitting to them.
Did you smell Kori at dinner?
Yeah she must have been sitting on an onion.