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A girl's snatch that overly reeks of onions
This girl's onion bush smelt so bad last night it cleared out the entire damn bar
An excuse a man uses when he crys due to a movie.
Kate: Jack, were you crying during A Walk to Remember?
Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.
"SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY"? I don't think that passes the Onion test.
Something to respond with when someone asks what you’re doing
James - what’re you doing later?
Me - Just pickling the onion
verb-letting out a series of silent and stinky farts without admitting to them.
Did you smell Kori at dinner?
Yeah she must have been sitting on an onion.
The best kind of grass out there. It smells of onion. And makes an awesome Halloween costume. And Christmas. Also, Goes nice with pineapple sented candle. But, I would recommend just buying an onion grass pineapple candle.
"Dude, Did you see that blade of Onion Grass costume?! It was amazing!"
Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.
The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.