Tell your opinion of something
I had to opinionate Sam on what he said
A shrödingers opinion is an opinion that may or may not be ironic or not serious. The true meaning of a shrödingers opinion is unknown until you confront the person who uttered it.
Individuals who use shrödingers opinions are usually socially handicapped and cannot read the room therefore having to rely on the safety net that is a shrödingers opinion to avoid any disagreement at all costs.
Joe: “Man, I love this song”
Bob: “what? I don’t like it at all”
Joe: “bro, don’t you understand irony?
Bob: “you all ways fucking do this”
Joe has a Shrödingers opinion.
Bob finds this out the hard way.
to leave people in argument or disagreement of oneself
the way Dennis held himself divide opinion amongst the community
An Opinion-Enforcer is a person who loves to force their opinion on you about anything. They usually play Madden.
Person 1: I love to eat (INSERT FOOD HERE)
Person 2: Actually uhh (INSERT OPINION HERE)
Person 1: I don’t believe you.
Person 2: It’s a “Fact”
*START OF AN ARGUMENT AND PERSON 1 WINS*
Person 1: why are you an Opinion-Enforcer
Person 2: because my opinion is always right 😎
Person 1: hehe not
usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.
omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary