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When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.
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A team of hot track stars from the University of Oregon.
Damn the University of Oregon women’s track team is Hot!!
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A handjob delivered by a drunk prostitute in an alleyway with the left hand; not necessarily in Oregon.
"I had a bit of a bender last night after we hung out at the bar, ended up getting an Oregon Lefty."
When someone shits there pants and as it rolls down you wait with your mouth open for it to fall in.
Nate totally got the Oregon Avalanche from me last night
Diego Oregon is a wanna be special ed kid.he always comes inside our 4th period class room.say’s shit that no one wants to hear he gets into people business.annoyes everybody he thinks that he has friends but doesn’t he’s family need therapy bcz his sister ripped a dollar bill in half his mom and dad told Deigo to pee in a cup and they made her drink it
He wants to be funny but is NOT he’s jokes are cringe (p.s call the cops pls his family needs help)
Whao who is that stupid Kid.Diego Oregon
An Oregon Hotbox, is hotboxing (smoking in a enclosed space) that takes place in a van, similar to what would occur when stoners take trip into the great outdoors.
"Dude, how are we gonna smoke? It's too cold outside."
"Oregon Hotbox dude"
Hotboxing, the act of smoking in an enclosed space, only done so in a van. Derived from Oregon weekend "nature trips"
"Dude it's too cold to smoke in the tent."
"Let's Oregon Hot Box then"