Eshan, otherwise known as the boy who had a talking stage for two weeks
person a : have u heard ab eshan?
person b : oh do u mean the orphan??
person a : yes!
An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
A word for a useless child with no parents. Technoblade and i bolth enjoy killing them and sacrificing them to the blood god.
“When you search up orphan on urban dictionary the results are horrible!”
“I- its…its urban dictionary.”
KICK THE ORPHANS SELL THEM TO TECHNOBLADE FOR THE BLOOD
(Warning orphans may leave to obsession over killing orphans for your whole life )
An orphan is often defined as a child with dead parents and or no parents at all most orpahns are on there own or are adopted
I am an Orphan
When ones hair separates either side of the ears, thus exposing Oliver Twist like “orphan ear”
“What up with Shaniqua’s hair?”
“Girl sort that out, you got orphan ear”