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fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

by Racereaver December 10, 2010


Price is Right Karma

The payback when someone on "Contestant's Row" outbids the person before them by one dollar and makes it up to the main stage.

Drew: "Chris bids 500 dollars for the diamond necklace, and Diane what is your bid?" Diane: "$501." Diane then gets on stage and blows the chance at winning a great prize, due to her cheap and dirty tactics. That is Price is Right Karma.

by Bliff Blaffington January 14, 2010


Whitman, Price, and Haddad

According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.

Killian: "WHITMAN, PRICE, AND HADDAD!!! You remember them! There they are now, BASKING under the Maui sun."

by JaketheSnizake January 10, 2008

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Fisher Price It Up

To over-simplify the explanation of something so that the ding bats, in your place of business, can understand the topic, idea or concept of what you wish to convey.

The operator taking Jay's phone order explained that there was an additional charge of $10.95 for shipping and handling. "I don't understand why you want to charge me $22.95 if the price on the TV says $12.00, said Jay". The operator had to fisher price it up and explain to him. "You see sir, the product is here with me. You want it to be there with you. We need to pay someone to bring it to you."

by George in MIA FL October 13, 2009


price is wrong, bitch

From Happy Gilmore, after Happy temporarily knocks out Bob Barker. A confident statement of vindication after defeating a nefarious or arrogant opponent.

Michelangelo’s David, one of his most famous works, looks out from the Piazza Della Signoria of Florence toward the Medici Palace with a gaze of defiance. Built in honor of the New Republic after ousting the oppressive, powerful ruling Medici family from Florence, David's posture and visage say "Price it wrong, Bitch"

by Citrus Warrior August 10, 2004

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Movie Theater Prices

Adj. Describing exorbitantly overpriced goods -- usually consumables.

Billy: "We should hit up that club Saturday night; I heard there is no cover!"
Joe: "Maybe not, but it's $10 for a pint."
Billy: "Damn! That shit's movie theater prices!"

by T.G. Cid September 8, 2010


Lt. Bruce Price

1. Term for one who has more equipment on their belt than in the ambulance.

2. Slang for competent Paramedic

3. Slang for "Yes Man"

4. One who looks as if he is 70's Porn star

Synonyms: Batman, Bruce Price, The Pricer, Dumbass

Look at all that shit on his belt
is he a Lt. Bruce Price jr

by Jolt3333333 March 25, 2009

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